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« on: May 07, 2006, 05:05:23 PM »
knock knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't tell the whole joke? Roll Eyes
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« Reply #1 on: May 07, 2006, 10:53:18 PM »
 Cool You need a fat accent for that one to work, hehe.
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« Reply #2 on: May 08, 2006, 12:36:39 PM »
Here's a 'knock knock' joke - but you've gotta start:
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« Reply #3 on: May 08, 2006, 12:50:38 PM »
knock knock
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« Reply #4 on: May 08, 2006, 04:18:21 PM »
who's there?
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« Reply #5 on: May 09, 2006, 11:19:19 AM »
...and they fell for it. Bloody hell... Cheesy
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« Reply #6 on: May 09, 2006, 11:54:09 AM »
Quote from: Boerseun on May 09, 2006, 11:19:19 AM
...and they fell for it. Bloody hell... Cheesy

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« Reply #7 on: May 09, 2006, 12:02:58 PM »
Knock knock
Who's there?
Kiniva
Kiniva who?
Kiniva nother turn?
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« Reply #8 on: May 09, 2006, 12:07:48 PM »
Knock knock.
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Watt.
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Watt.
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« Reply #9 on: May 09, 2006, 02:44:32 PM »
knock knock,
whos there?
Its Dave
Dave who
open up its dave
Daves not here!

(derived from a cheech and chong skit)
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