Political Zingers

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[Turtle]

Lipstick on a pig!  Oh soooooo funny. There's no saying that Barack has no sense of humor or no backbone either for that matter. :rotf: 

I got one...pig in a poke. 

Jim Lehrer has a new series of interviews of past presidents on deabting strategy. I saw a clip of the interview with GW Shrub (er...Bush lol  ) and the Shrubster got off on how ya gotta have a zinger. His biggy was 'fuzzy math', which he used to good effect against Al Gore. Damn that shrub!     

Anyway, let's hear some zingers, whether freshly minted in you own diabolical ca-ranium, or picked out of someone else's in history. Let the barb-arism begin! 

[iViolet]

oh boy i wish i was a bit more clever about coming up with zingers. i tried to come up with something but only got as far as 'pork' and immediately hit a brick wall. although, i can say is that old man mccain looks like he could do with a long sit on the pot. i guess toilet humor is the best i can do.


sorry.

[Turtle]

oh boy i wish i was a bit more clever about coming up with zingers. i tried to come up with something but only got as far as 'pork' and immediately hit a brick wall. although, i can say is that old man mccain looks like he could do with a long sit on the pot. i guess toilet humor is the best i can do.
sorry.

Toilet humor is good.  You work the Larry Craig angle & I'll roast the pig a bit more. 

I saw Obama on Letterman last night, and he pointed out that ifhe had been talking about Palin, then logically she is the lipstick, not the pig. The pig is MCain's same-o-same-o policies.

Q: What's the difference between a pitbull & a pig?
A: Lipstick.

Anyway, I'm thinking bovine...so....maybe a zinger like...Congress needs to get Kosher? 

Having McCain's policies change things for the better, is like teaching a pig to sing; not only does it not work, it irritates the pig.

[Turtle]

Palin may execute well enough for Alaska, but sending her to DC to flense the fat is like trying to make a silk purse out of a sow's ear. 

[Turtle]

It's not about me; it's about you. 

*made me think of Seinfeld, where George insists it's not you, it's me. 

[Turtle]

If you take the capitals out of the GOP, you're left with what the party has become; gop*. 

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gop 
 This is an Afrikaans word used in South Africa. When someone has a bad case of nasal drip and the excess 'drip'/phlegm is sucked into the mouth cavity with force and then spat out. The result of this activity lying on the ground for some unsuspecting person to step in, is called 'gop'.
"Watch that you don't step in the gop!"

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=gop
 

[iViolet]

hock that loogie.. i mean, gop.


you know, all the poo i see being flung about by those two toddlers in diapers makes me think that i've been missing something. could it be true? is the oval office really just a giant commode


ugh.

[Turtle]

Ask not what your country can do for you; ask what you can do for your country. :american_flag:

[iViolet]

looks like a rough time on the john, eh?

  just a bit more of that crappy toilet humor.

[Turtle]

 

John McCain passing off a stroke as his imitation of Batman's Two-Face. 

[iViolet]

i discovered that he's actually batman's sidekick! 

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