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[Boerseun]

So Ghandi was a mystic, and a vegetarian. Also, his beliefs required of him to always walk barefoot, causing severe callouses on his feet. His vegetarian diet gave him an incredibly frail body, and caused his breath to stink!

He could therefore be adequately described as a:

Super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis! 

[Kris]

HAhaha, I didnt think i would actually find that funny! But i did 

[Boerseun]

I'm the guy who told it to your dad... 

[Jay-qu]

are you claiming ownage of that pun?

[Turtle]

Q: What do you throw to a drowning Creationist?

A: His wife and kids.

Humorous perhaps, but not punny.

[Boerseun]

So there was this tribe in Africa, right?

And whenever they decided to attack a neighbouring tribe, they had to bring the enemy chief's throne back to their village to prove that they had won the battle, and the enemy is now subservient to them through not having a throne of their own.

So this one tribe was the terror of Africa! They destroyed tribes left right and center, and laid claim to their thrones, dragging them off to their village! And they didn't have a spot to park all these thrones, so the chief decided to put all of them in his attick, so that he can climb up there and gloat over them at night.

So they parked all these thrones in the chief's hut's attick, until one day there were too many of them and the hut collapsed, killing the chief and his whole family, and throwing the whole tribe in disarray!

The moral of the story:

People living in grass houses shouldn't stow thrones.

[theblackalchemist]

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So Ghandi was a mystic, and a vegetarian. Also, his beliefs required of him to always walk barefoot, causing severe callouses on his feet. His vegetarian diet gave him an incredibly frail body, and caused his breath to stink!

He could therefore be adequately described as a:

Super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis! 

hey
i do strict gandhigiri
that is following gandhis principals ( i try my best)
(DO NOT INSULT HIM LIKE THAT PLEASE !!!
TBA

[Tormod]

People living in grass houses shouldn't stow thrones.

LOL!

[grim]

Did you hear about the guy who was a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac?

He stayed up all night wondering if there really was a dog. 



Please... someone stop me before I joke again!

grim

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