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« on: May 13, 2006, 03:55:47 AM » |
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A new thread for Jokes that are way outta' line!!  Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? A: Because she's a woman! |
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« Reply #1 on: May 13, 2006, 06:58:29 AM » |
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What do you call an Arab flying a plane?
A pilot you bloody racist!
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« Reply #2 on: May 13, 2006, 01:18:50 PM » |
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Guy going down to the beach passes a lady with no arms or legs crying. He stops & asks her what is the matter. "Oh", she says, " I've lived my whole life & I've never been screwed." Guy picks her up & throws her in the ocean saying, "You're screwed now lady!"  |
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« Reply #3 on: May 13, 2006, 01:26:39 PM » |
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Whats the hardest part about eating a Vegetable? A: Getting her out of the wheelchair. |
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« Reply #4 on: May 13, 2006, 06:47:06 PM » |
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I at a soy cheese cake it tasted like air and water mixed.. oh you meant tactless jokes  |
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« Reply #5 on: May 13, 2006, 10:01:05 PM » |
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« Reply #6 on: May 13, 2006, 10:02:40 PM » |
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How do you circumcize a Hillbilly?
A: Kick his sister in the Jaw
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« Reply #7 on: May 13, 2006, 10:03:42 PM » |
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What do you call a Hillbilly Orgy?
A: A family reunion
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« Reply #8 on: May 14, 2006, 05:20:59 PM » |
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A guy went to a Tattoo parlor. "I want you to Tattoo a $100 dollar bill on my dick. "Wow dude" said the Tattoo artist " I'll do that one for free, but you gotta' tell me why.." The guy said "because I like to play with my money, and I like to watch it grow. And if my wife wants to blow a hundred dollars I unzip my pants and say here you go!"  |
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« Reply #9 on: May 15, 2006, 04:40:25 AM » |
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They did a study at the University of Texas. Beer actually turns Men into Women! After 6 beers men get emotional, argumentative, lose bladder control, and cant drive! I got some Black jokes...but prolly not huh?? See ya at the Klan Rally! |
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« Reply #10 on: May 16, 2006, 12:06:21 AM » |
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So what's got two legs and bleeds a lot?
Half a dog, of course.
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« Reply #11 on: May 16, 2006, 01:17:24 PM » |
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My gramma has this joke where she says "Knock knock" and I say "Who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry.  |
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« Reply #12 on: May 16, 2006, 06:51:47 PM » |
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why did I find that funny?
ok really tasteless joke here.. dont like to laugh at ones like this but sometimes you cant help it!
What is the difference between acne and a priest?
acne doesnt come on your face till your at least 13!
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« Reply #13 on: May 16, 2006, 07:00:26 PM » |
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why did I find that funny?
ok really tasteless joke here.. dont like to laugh at ones like this but sometimes you cant help it!
What is the difference between acne and a priest?
acne doesnt come on your face till your at least 13!
Thats sooo bad,... I liked it!  |
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« Reply #14 on: May 17, 2006, 03:05:40 AM » |
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Michael Jackson's parking off on the beach.
A woman lying there tanning says:
"Excuse me, sir, you're in my sun..."
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