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« Reply #15 on: May 17, 2006, 04:12:32 AM » |
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while we are on the Michael Jackson topic
what does he have in common with an xbox?
they are both made of plastic and both get turned on by kids
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« Reply #16 on: May 17, 2006, 04:41:52 AM » |
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Speaking of which -
America is truly the land of opportunity!
It's the only country in the world where a black boy can grow up to be a white woman!
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« Reply #17 on: May 20, 2006, 01:23:19 AM » |
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So this guy's at the dentist with a horrible toothache!
Dentist takes a look, says "This bastard needs to be pulled right away!"
Guy says "Fine, just get the hell on with it!"
Dentist reckons "One teensie weensie problem...we're out of novocain!"
Guy says "Whatever, just pull the damn thing!"
So the Dentist hands him a Viagra!
Guy says "What the hell's this for? Will it kill the pain?"
Dentist says "No way, won't do anything for the pain - but at least you'll have something to hold on to!"
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« Reply #18 on: May 20, 2006, 09:38:46 PM » |
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why do women have legs?
so they dont leave a snail trail
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« Reply #19 on: May 22, 2006, 01:00:58 PM » |
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why do women have legs?
so they dont leave a snail trail
You are terrible!  Hey baby, pick a number between 68 and 70.  |
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« Reply #20 on: May 23, 2006, 04:24:48 AM » |
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my dad told me that one  |
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« Reply #21 on: May 25, 2006, 04:33:26 PM » |
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Back to Micheal Jackson... How do you know its bedtime at the Nerverland Ranch?? A: When the big hand touches the little hand. |
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« Reply #22 on: May 25, 2006, 05:10:49 PM » |
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A blonde walks into a dry cleaners, puts a dress on the counter and says "I need this cleaned right away" The guy behind the counter isn't paying attention; looks at her and says "Come again?" The blonde says "No, its just mustard this time" |
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« Reply #23 on: July 31, 2006, 11:59:37 PM » |
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what did the window say to the door?
A. i can see your nob
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« Reply #24 on: August 01, 2006, 12:00:45 AM » |
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if any one bags you about riding a bike to school or to work, dont worry Einstein rode one.
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« Reply #25 on: August 01, 2006, 12:06:05 AM » |
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why did the koala fall out of the tree? A. because it was dead why did the second koala fall out of the tree? A. because it got hit by the first koala why did the third koala fall out of the tree? A. because it thought it was a game so i joined in!!!  jesus thats lame!  |
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« Reply #26 on: August 02, 2006, 01:21:25 AM » |
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why did the forth koalo fall out of the tree?
It was tied to the 3rd one
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« Reply #27 on: August 05, 2006, 06:40:12 PM » |
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if any one bags you about riding a bike to school or to work, dont worry Einstein rode one.
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« Reply #28 on: August 11, 2006, 05:12:17 AM » |
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« Reply #29 on: August 13, 2006, 10:49:20 PM » |
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I watched an HBO special on this single joke called "the aristocrats", considered the filthiest joke ever. The show included clips of George Carlin among others telling the joke with their own filthy embellishments. Since it originated in the days of vaudeville, I'll give the basic version related by an 80 year old vaudevillian.
A guy & his wife come into a casting agent's office & tell him "we've got the greatest act ever in the world." The agent excitedly asks them "well what do you guys do?" The guy says well, me and my wife come out on stage, we drop our pants & we shit on each other & the stage & then the kids come out & roll around in it." A bit flabergasted, the agent asked the guy, "what do you call the act?" The guy answered, "the aristocrats".
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